First time ordering and very impressed with the quality. I'll definitely be back for more!
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Hemp-derived THCa cannabis flower
Purple Sizzurp Smalls - THCA Flower
Regular price
$65.00
Strain profile
A broad read on the cultivar's character, with each harvest bringing its own expression.
Batch transparency
View current batch report
Lab report and details
Ships to 31 states + D.C.
This THCa product follows current destination restrictions. View the complete shipping map. Checkout confirms final eligibility.
- Lab informationView available lab report →
- Free shipping Orders over $99
- Discreet delivery Tracked, low-key package
Questions before you order?
Questions about this product or an order? Contact Plain Jane support.
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.6 / 5 from 184 reviews.
Great price good flavor good smoke
Can't complain.
It's decent. Can't argue for the price point. A little sticky. To be expected.
Best 1 I tried for the low
Match your pictures with product
Very impressed with this strain pungent aroma and gives you a nice buzz
The description said smalls. Id say more like micros, but other than that satisfied.
I was hesitant at first but decided to take a chance. I live in sw VA and it was delivered in no time. I got the GMO trim and the blueberry pancakes and I'm more than happy with the flower will definitely order here from now on.
Flower was extremely dry ( I know it said this before I bought it) and had a very off putting smell. It was almost like it was burnt once already. Kinda like burnt Italian seasoning. It smokes ok, it's a bit harsh, and the taste isn't bad but the initial smell was not what I was expecting. Not sure if it's just this strain or what but I have never had any flower from here smell like this. It also said I was buying THC-A bigs but the bag says smalls.
Great deal for the price, smokes well, does have a lot of stems though
very nice and smooth, sweet taste and smell
Ts legit foshoooooo
SO good to sit and relax with
It was sketch, I felt pretty lifted my first few joints, afterwards I had a bad trip, the after taste was horrible, the flower looks nice and smells nice, it just doesn't taste the best and it doesn't have a consistent high.
I couldn't be happier. Super fast shipping; I ordered late Tuesday night and was using it by Thursday! Great quality. It hits hard, and I’m super pleased. I definitely recommend it.
Really enjoyed this product. Thank you so much.
The aroma hits you as soon as you open the bag.
Another great product... your guys don't disappoint.
It was super gas smelt great tasted even better 10 out of 10
10-10
It pairs amazingly well with cosmic taffy
The black truffle looks Amazing for the price
Love the smell
Awesome smalls
I got my package and was very excited to see the results and they did not disappoint I plan on doing more business with plain jane
"Powdered Donuts & Purple Milk must be related." Elevation from medication. Stress & minimum pain reliever.
fast shipping as always and good weed featuring my new bong 😋
Very good bud. Especially for the price!
Strain names are always hilarious to me. Potency, aroma are 10/10 for me. But I was most impressed with how quickly I received my items. I'm satisfied with my purchase and think you will be too
Nce
Smell good taste good will order again
Really solid flower I thought it might not get me as high as buds but it’s totally really decent I definitely am not complaining it’s a really great pack if you need something to smoke for a really good price.
The entire experience was good. From ordering, shipping, packaging, & quality of the products.
Beautiful stuff! Smokes great gets you fried. Tastes creamy and cheesey, some diesel gassiness and funky. Really nice for the price I love it so much! Definitely potent stuff!
Quality
Very good!
Purple Punch is a wonderful Late Night sesh to find the Nirvana of Relaxation.
Smells good smokes good and price was good
Good heavy stuff
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Cultivar notes
The Purple Sizzurp Smalls story
A closer look at Purple Sizzurp Smalls—its genetics, aroma, flavor, and the character that makes this cultivar worth knowing.
Purple Sizzurp THCA flower
Cultivar background
This is the current release of Purple Sizzurp, presented as 1 oz (28 grams) of indoor small buds for $65.00. The product gallery uses the photos provided for this exact intake rather than a stock image or a picture carried over from an older batch. Smalls trade showpiece size for practical value, while still giving you the same tested flower material represented by the matching lot. Natural flower varies within every bag, so the gallery should be treated as an honest view of the lot rather than a promise that every individual piece will have the same shape.
What is verified
The matching PharmLabs San Diego certificate reports 29.97% THCA, 0.16% delta-9 THC, 26.45% calculated total THC, and 28.47% total cannabinoids. It also reports 7.5% moisture. These are laboratory results for the submitted sample, not a guarantee that every bud is chemically identical. Exact breeder lineage, a terpene panel, and batch-specific aroma and flavor notes were not provided with this intake, so those details remain unspecified instead of being filled with generic strain claims. The Indica label is a shelf classification used for browsing; it is not a promise of a particular experience.
How to compare this release
Use the format, current-lot photography, package size, measured chemistry, and price to compare Purple Sizzurp with the rest of the THCA flower selection. This release is a straightforward fit for shoppers who value a clearly identified batch and want the COA beside the flower before choosing. Keep the package sealed between uses and store it in a cool, dry, dark place. The flower may differ slightly in color, density, trim, and piece size from bud to bud because it is an agricultural product. Cannabis effects are subjective and can vary with the person, amount, and setting. Intended for adults age 21 and older.
Current batch
- Size: 1 oz (28 grams)
- Price: $65.00
- Cultivation: Indoor
- Grade: Indoor
- Bud size: Smalls
- Profile: Indica
- Lineage: Not supplied for this lot
- THCA: 29.97%
- Delta-9 THC: 0.16%
- Total THC: 26.45%
- Total cannabinoids: 28.47%
- Moisture: 7.5%
- Testing laboratory: PharmLabs San Diego
- COA sample ID: SD251118-156
- Report date: 2025-11-21
The flower, at a glance
Meet Purple Sizzurp Smalls
Purple Sizzurp Smalls at a glance: cultivar family, flower format, cultivation, lineage, and the current batch behind this release.
- Product type
- THCa cannabis flower
- Cultivar profile
- Indica Indica flower is commonly chosen for a calmer, heavier, more body-forward experience—often a better fit for unwinding than staying highly active. The exact feeling varies by person, amount, and batch.
- Current batch THCa
- 30.0% This batch tested at 30.0% THCa. Use it to compare measured potency between lots; it does not tell you aroma, smoothness, overall quality, or exactly how the flower will feel. Open the batch report for the full result.
- Grade
- Indoor Indoor is Plain Jane’s controlled-environment quality tier, selected for solid bud structure, trim, and overall presentation at a more accessible price than Exotic. Grade describes finish and value—not how strong it will feel.
- Format
- Smalls Smalls are the smaller buds from a flower lot. They generally offer the same cultivar and batch chemistry as larger buds at a lower price, trading showcase size for value. Expect more variation in bud size and shape.
- Cultivation
- Indoor Indoor-grown flower is produced under managed lighting, temperature, humidity, and airflow. That control can support more consistent structure and finish; the photos and batch report show how this specific harvest turned out.
Indica
Indica
Sativa
A more informed flower purchase
Choose Purple Sizzurp Smalls with confidence
Plain facts, fewer guesses. Here is the path from cultivar details to your door.
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Know the cultivar
Compare the strain profile, flower grade, bud size, aroma, and lineage—not just the percentage on the label.
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Read the batch
Potency can change from harvest to harvest. Use the current report for this product whenever it is available.
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Choose your size
Select from what is in stock today. The price and availability update with your selection.
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Confirm delivery
Review the shipping map below, then enter the delivery address at checkout for the final eligibility result.
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Cannabis, clearly explained
THCa flower, THC flower, and weed: what is the difference?
THCa flower is cannabis flower containing tetrahydrocannabinolic acid in the raw plant. When heated, THCa can convert into THC. “THC flower” and “weed” are common broader phrases shoppers use; the product label and available batch report are the precise references for the item sold here.
Delivery, made clearer
Where we ship this THCa product
This map reflects Plain Jane’s current shipping policy for this product. It is not a statement about where cannabis is legal. Availability can change, and the delivery address entered at checkout provides the final eligibility result.
Currently available in 31 states plus Washington, D.C.
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Arizona, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming, and Washington, D.C.
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Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Louisiana, Minnesota, Nevada, New Jersey, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont, Washington, and Guam.
Policy display reviewed September 7, 2026.
D.C. included
Shipping policy—not a legality map