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Plain Jane / Bulk flower
Pineapple Express
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Flower profile
Details, in the open.- Batch-reported THCA
- 37.7%
- Strain family
- Sativa
- Category
- Value Indoor
- Flower format
- Medium Buds
Indica–Sativa profile
Sativa
A broad cultivar classification—not a cannabinoid percentage or a promise of effects.
Sale price
$857.50
Regular price
$953.00
Approximately $1.89 / gram · 1 lb package
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Pineapple Express bulk THCA flower
Built for buyers who want distinctive flower in a true one-pound format, Pineapple Express pairs indoor cultivation with medium buds that balance structure with value and a bright, animated Sativa identity.
Genetics and breeding history
Trainwreck crossed with Hawaiian gives Pineapple Express a buoyant Hybrid identity filled with tropical fruit and outward-facing energy. Pineapple, citrus, sweetness, and earth make the profile bright but grounded, while the mood favors happiness, laughter, conversation, and movement. Its enduring appeal comes from that easy momentum: colorful enough to feel like an occasion, approachable enough to bring the same sunshine to an otherwise ordinary afternoon. The Hawaiian side provides sunshine while Trainwreck supplies momentum, creating an identity that has remained vivid for years.
Aroma and flavor
Earth develops underneath the fruit, giving the brighter flavors a warm, natural base. Sunlit sweetness carries through the close, with pineapple lingering above a faint soil-toned depth rather than disappearing into pure candy. The soil-toned base gives pineapple somewhere to land, extending the tropical sweetness without making it syrupy.
Structure and presentation
The cannabis flowers are predominantly green with visible pistils and frosted trichomes.
Character and format
Giggles and uplift keep the experience light on its feet, encouraging a walk, an outing, or an animated afternoon with friends. The Hybrid energy feels friendly and accessible, supplying momentum without sacrificing the easy pleasure that makes spontaneity enjoyable in the first place. Its optimism feels contagious, turning a simple plan into an outing and a casual exchange into a longer conversation. Packed as 1 lb of medium buds, it lands between smalls efficiency and full-size visual presence—a flexible choice for jars, menus, and production use.
Pineapple Express batch details
- Quantity: 1 lb (16 oz)
- Cultivation: Indoor
- Grade: Value Indoor
- Flower format: Medium Buds
- Profile: Sativa
- Lineage: Trainwreck × Hawaiian
- THCA: 37.74%
- Total THC: 33.29%
- Total cannabinoids: 37.99%
- Moisture: 10%
- Batch/lot: SD260515-059 (139126)
Store sealed in a cool, dark place. For adults 21+ where permitted by law.
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 50 reviews.
Nose 10/10 Rolls in Backwood 10/10 *white ash 10/10 Cure 10/10 Bag appeal 7/10 (not large bud but mix of smalls and medium At current market I’d value at $1100-$1150 but I only bought 1 unit so didnt expect a deal.
First time buyer. Pretty shocked how decent it was. Will definitely buy again for the price point.
Payment was quick and easy, "Bwood"
this glue drop was amazing no complaints just pure joy when smoking it
i feel like this is the second unit i got over on it was advertised as medium buds but they are the size of dimes ive work at licensed grows in multiple states and these were our smalls i hope someone reading this has the power to give me some money back the bud smells ok but the size of the buds are suppose to be at a lower price point
Purple Milk (Value Indoor Medium Buds) – Bulk THCA Flower 1 lb
Smells great, looks great, smokes great! 🔥
great smalls, fair price for quality. highly recommend for anyone on a budget!
The Pineapple Gelato smalls pounds are worth every penny. Great deal on some awesome smoke. Will be buying more this week. Don’t sleep on these.
Feels pretty good and kills the pain It also makes me feel like that everything is gonna be all right 10 out of 10 I would definitely buy this again so thank you so very much to plain Jane for having such a good strain. peace ✌️
Overall my experience was good... My small bud order of indoor blue nerds came on time and sealed good... buds looked good with no shake at all... The aroma was pretty but mild... The affect was also mild but I did get a light buzz but not as strong as I expected.
The nose is there, just not what stood out. For smalls, their more micros. But virtually no stems attached or loose. It's just all tiny pieces of popcorn. Just bud. All bud. Not as frosty as you hope for, but come on. And the functionality is great. Nice creeper that sits on you without you really realizing how not low you are, and then it rides with you for good lil while. I'd be happy with more, but I'm chasing blueberry now. And plain Jane is my first stop in that search
Fire 🔥 touchdown very quickly will shop again
I cant speak for all there flower but this motor breath is absolutely fire an super fresh with a beautiful nose an moisture!
Absolutely killer value, freshness and nose is great and the smoke is good. Ash is consistent and thick, bag appeal is okay but great for the price. 0 shake at all. All smalls-micros
great product for reasonable prices.
Great for the price.
Definitely gorilla glue strain
I don’t like reading these reviews because I can’t tell if people are serious about what they say but I’ll just leave a review anyways. This is some fire ass bud it didn’t come in dry like some other online THCA vendors. As you can see for the price absolutely beautiful and definitely worth it my customers over high heels for this batch. I’m literally ordering more tonight I definitely recommend it and the video is 100% this exact bud it’s kind of crazy.
Great value you can’t beat anywhere else. When you order with Plain Jane you get what’s pictured and described. My new plug
OMG, hasn't this little weed come a long way since I first smoked around the time of Woodstock. Have to say that as Cannabis use goes the only difference between Hemp & Marijuana is "terminology". So after all the discussion about THC vs THCA, US Legal Loopholes, and how George Washington was a "hemp farmer" it comes down to what matters most... COST. Plain Jane is by far the best supplier of Hemp we have found so far. Its not just the variety of cannabis strains, or their great website that shows THCA levels & bud types, its the fact that they charge prices from the days of Woodstock when "a lid of weed was $30". As a senior citizen I'm tired of seeing ounces at $200-300, it's a weed for god's sake. We grow our own MJ, following our state's guidelines for home cultivation, and buy Hemp (THCA) so life doesnt get to boring smoking the same pot. This Biscotti Hemp is a perfect Hybrid, some with the morning coffee to get you going, and then a bit more before bed to chill you out. Its larger bugs break down well but we notice with Hemp that its quite dry, so you get a bit of powder, and shake from handling. Plan for an ounce of shake after shipping, though Plain Jane does a GREAT job in packaging, and I know packaging. Bagged, then vacuum packed, twice, in two separate bags, and well marked with ingredients, it did not smell at all. You DO need to sign for the package, so be aware of that. Thank you Plane Jane for not being "greedy bastards" and trying to rob the public for "flowering weeds". Yes, we will be back, and also spread the word. Hope you make it through the upcoming vote to close your business by rescheduling Hemp, once again.
The best I since this was a thing shout out to PJ the best in the Game
Nice little small buds. Smell fills my entire house when I open the bag. Ended up putting it in mason jars. Moisture content was spot on. Smokes great and the sativa feeling makes it a good daytime strain.
Came through the maily quickly, no smell through the box, the amount I ordered, which larger nugs than I expected for a "small nugs" purchase. Smells good, smokes good, not dried out and with humidity pack. Good stuff.
Solid nose. Solid structure. Moisture content is great. All around solid buds
I got the GMO. First impression after opening was the strong aroma that it gave off, smelled just like all the GMO I would grab from dispos in IL. And the freshness of the nugs were perfect, none of it is dry or crumbles. And it smoke incredibly. Overall I give it an 8.7/10. Will definitely be shopping again SOON.
Came beautifully packaged. The way they taped the pkg so there was no mistake, you have to cut into it! Shrink wrapped. Bag in a bag in a box. Smell proof. Smokes great.
Excellent and exactly as shown. I definitely recommend
Was truly surprised when I opened the package. The smell is fantastic and the smoke is smooth. Totally happy.
Smells like candy , smokes good and was fast shipping and amazing customer service,
Flavor was a solid 8/10, smell the same. Dense, full buds. Smoked well from glass and in a cone. Definitely a good value.
Nice product
Can’t deny it was good bud for the price and convenience
Just what I expected weight was on time quality was on time can't answer anything more than that we'll do business again.
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Very fast shipping. Product was exactly as described. Smells fresh, looks incredible, great quality at an amazing price. Will definitely be purchasing more.
I am enjoying the freshness, the appearance, the aroma and the vaule
I bought the caviar rumps in bulk. Took a little over a week. Came very discreetly mailed The size looked overwhelming. The buds were decent size. The high is sometimes overwhelming and taste and smells great. Highly recommend
Excellent good taste good smell good head
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