The short version: very dry and very seeded. El Chivo is not here to win a beauty contest. This harvest is rough around the edges, and the $19.99 ounce price reflects that without apology. Shoppers looking for lush, sticky, camera-ready flower should choose something else. Shoppers who want 28 grams at the lowest possible price and accept the tradeoffs have found the bargain-bin option.
Very dry. Very seeded.
The bag contains full-size buds with plenty of seeds, a very dry texture, and uneven bag appeal. The three product shots show the material plainly, including the parts that would never make a glamour reel. There is no fancy spin hiding here: you will need to pick through seeds, and the flower will not have the softness or moisture of our regular-priced options.
The $19.99 pitch
Why sell it at all? Because the price is honest, the ounce is real, and some people would rather save the money than pay for presentation. The current certificate measures 25.719% THCA, but the physical quality remains exactly what the warning says: very dry and very seeded. That is the pitch from beginning to end - cheap flower for adults who understand how much compromise comes with the discount. The discount is large because the quality gap is large too.
El Chivo THCA flower details
Grade: Budget
Bud size: Bigs
Profile: Hybrid
THCA: 25.719%
Total THC: 22.787%
Delta-9 THC: 0.232%
Total CBD: 0.187%
CBD: 0.187%
CBN: 0.542%
Lab sample ID: 7353 (sample identifier, not a batch number)
The product is dry and brittle. Stems throughout but the El Chivo price for 28 g is awesome. Smoking is good, not harsh or quick burning. Soothing buzz.
As soon as the package was opened the aroma of earthy green permeated the room my neighbors even commented on the sent plain jane came thru again Despenary grade for unreal prices pl
It definitely hit different in the best way. I like that it doesn't take much to effect me witch means I can make it last longer. I will definitely be making more orders trying more options. I was definitely satisfied and definitely recommend it to others.
Some of the best bud I’ve had in a while it takes me back to when I first started smoking. Super strong aroma fills the entire room as soon as you open the pack up, taste amazing you can really taste the name in it, and gets me where I need to be I can say:)
It looks crazy all the different colors in it. The taste is so delicious and the smell is perfect. I highly recommend getting some. And they are now my new favorite place to shop!!!
Like a fresh bowl of cereal 🥣. The aroma filled the house like fresh baked bread 🍞. Smokes smooth and burns slow never couch stuck just what you need after a tuff day at work. Come home free your feet and let your hair down and relax with a big bag and some vedio game's to finish you off. It's turely a vacation in a bag.
Everything about this company and their products is amazing and above and beyond! Tissue paper wrapped products in a nice box every order. Quick processing of every order. And the flower, holy shit! It’s ALL exotic! I’m a lifelong, 30 plus years smoking, and I smoke a lot. Unlike other online companies, where every strain tastes the same and is dried out, Plain Jane nails it! I have a terminal illness, and smoke medicinally and for fun, and they have incredible products!
I've done business with your organazation 2 test runs complete professionalism instant tracking number from shipping to door step on time I made the mistake of trying another lane huge mistake beat out of 200 bucks with plane Jane i have complete confidence on bulk product comparison to local dispensary here in Tampa the 36 doller zip I got with plain Jane points cost in every spot here 300 a zip same quality same smoke fresh loud this is my spot period
First time buying and I was skeptical at first honestly. Once it showed up I relized i was wrong. Smells wonderful looks amazing. Smokes awesome! Will definitely buy again!
I think I got in on the endz.. itwas very dry and brittle ..but after some careful re-hydration all was better...I like this strain ..the effect is very energetic...I can only hope next time I get in on the front end...I recommend
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